life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.” months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”
(via bullied)
facts that cannot be disputed
- ur cute as heck
- ur very important
- ur laugh is really cute oh my god
- ur a perfect version of yourself
(via bullied)
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mom.
(via dizzuuu-blog)
“ur bra strap is showing” u say
children begin to scream
tears r streaming down my face
my parents disown me and sell me to a shady, moustached man for three goats
no one can ever kno i wear a bra
(via deniers)
Enjoying some dark chocolate almond milk in my favorite cup before work
it’s the cutest cup :3
i see your cat cup and raise you a cat bowl
Your cat bowl has nothing on my
Measuring cups
u wanna go
have a taste of my cat teapot
Bro, get a look at my
Actual cat
Biatch please, I have a gang.
It’s like that Subway commercial where everyone loves Avocados
(via c-teardrops)
